Mr. Humphrey Goes to Washington: A Doge-eat-Doge World
The corridors of Washington's federal buildings had withstood countless administrations, shifting political winds, and even the occasional independent thought. But nothing could have prepared them for Operation Doge Cuts —a sweeping executive mandate that aimed to simplify government communication, slash bureaucracy, and introduce radical transparency. At the center of this debacle stood Humphrey Appleby , the consummate bureaucrat, now improbably embedded in the U.S. Department of Administrative Affairs as a "special advisor on efficiency." Efficiency, of course, being the precise thing he had spent his entire career undermining. His young aide, Brandon Woolley , nervously cleared his throat as they reviewed the executive order from the White House. "Sir, the President insists that all official government documents be rewritten in Doge meme format. He believes it will make reports more, uh, accessible to the public." Humphrey adjusted his spectacles, his ...